Simple things are for Cows hopping in the pasture. They hop and prance and pounce and boing their happy days away until the sun sets over the grass.
The World
Is Right
When Cows
Are Happy
I am ½ cow
"The Cow Jumped over the Moon."
"The Cow Jumped over the Moon."
Site last Cowified:
Are Cows Happy?
- Creatures
- Toads
- Monkeys
- Danger Noodles
- Fuzzy Things
- Cows
- More Cows
- Even More Cows
- Many More Cows
- Dragons
- Chocolates
- Homemade French Fries..
Cow Morale
| Cows | Happiness | Angry Baby | Sad mooing | REASONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| William Cow | 6 | 1.5 | 2.5 | He had a mostly good day, but his aunt Catherine wouldn't let him have a banana for breakfast |
| Benjamin Cow | 10 | 0 | 0 | This lucky cow just met Zero and Mooed with him all day |
| Berry Blue Cow | 1 | 4 | 5 | He lost his doughnut :( |
| Jake Cow | 8 | 0 | 2 | Jake overall had a good day, but recently stubbed his hoof on a stone |
Bull Morale
| Bulls | Happiness | Sadness | Angry Baby | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
6 | 3 | 1 | |
|
0 | 10 | 0 | |
|
0 | 2 | 8 | |
|
7 | 2 | 1 | |